With apologies to Dr. Seuss, the following is not original. I did not write this - I wish I had - that I did not, it makes me sad. I don't know who wrote this, though I am pretty sure it wasn't Dr. Seuss. I got it in a email.
I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan,
I do not like this "Yes We Can!"
I do not like this spending spree -
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.
I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this change and hope,
I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!